" माशूका गयी तेल लेने "




"Mashooka Gayi Tel Lene"


shaadi...nayi...nayi...huyi...thi...

biwi...badi...pyaari..mili...thi...apun...ko..

abb...pata...nahin..ki..."maayke...waalon..."ne...

kya...sikha...ke..bheja...tha...usko?
ki...ek...to..
aate..hi...usne...meri...
"nathu...lall..." jaise tagdi moochon...ka...sabse...pehle...
"patta...saaf...kara...diya.."

"ab....apne...muh...se...kaise...kahun..?"...ki...

bilkul..."safachatt...maidaan"....
....samajh..gaye...na....
aur....ooper...se...roz...bina...kisi..."naagge"...ke...
teeno...time...."desi...ghee..."main...tall...tall...ke...apne...ko..
"tarr...mall"...khilane...lagi...ki...

jo..."pant..."shadi...se...pehle...

mujhe...thodi...dheeli...thi...
wo...ab...dono... "taango..." ke...bajai....
ek... "taang..." main...bhi...nahi..aa...rahi...thi..
meri..."ball..khati..huyi..."...kamar...jaise...
ek..."bhara...poora.. "kamra..." bann...chuki...thi...
main...bechara..."swaad...ka...mara..."...

"dinn..dooni...raat...chaugni..."
tezi....se..."scooty"...ke...bajai..."tata...407"..banta...ja...raha...tha
ji...haan..."tata...407"...wo...bhi.khaali...nahin...janab...balki..."
khoob...daba...ke..""overloaded"
ek...dinn....ek...purani....maashooka...ka...phone...aaya..
to...dill...khushi...ke..maare..."garden...garden..."ho...utha...
kya...khoob...lagti...thi...wo..
baddi...meethi...meethi...baatain...huyi...phone...parr
milne...ki...jagah..fix..huyi...
dill...khushi...ke..maare.. .
"baawla...huya...ja...raha..tha.."
subeh...jaldi...hi...uthh...gaya....
Brush kar seedha....nahane...ke...liye...chala...gaya...
saath...main...wahi..."sabun..."lekarr...gaya...tha...yaar...
jisne...kisi...bhi...bollywod...ki...heroine...ko..nahi..baksha...
sabko...apna...model...bana...ke...choda...
ab...to...unhone..."apne...shahrukh"...ko...bhi...pata...liya...hai..
ad...main...kaam...karne...ke...liye..
poora...ka...poora.sabun...ghiss...dala..lekin...tassali...nahi...ho...rahi...thi...
idhar...udhar...bikhre...huye...sabun...ke..tukdon...ko...batora...aur...phirr...ragdana
chalu...kiya...ki...pata...chala...ki...paani..ki...tunki...khaali...ho...gayi..

aur...kambhakt..aaj...hi.
"MCD"waalon...ko...paani...ki...supply...band...karni...thi
ab...poore...badan..parr..sabun..chipka..pada...tha
aur..paani...ka..."naamonishaan..."nahin...

ab... main..bechara..kya...karta..jab..kuchh...nahin...mila...to..
.dekha...ki...ek...baalti...main...
maille...kapde...bheege...huye...padde...the...
waha.thda...sa...paani...nazar...aaya...bass...
"ab...apne..muh...se...kaise...kahun"
"Melody...khao..khud...jaan...jao..."

fatafat...tyaar...hoke..apni.."fattfatti..."....nikali...aur..chall...diya...apni...manzil...ki...oor...
aise...lagg...raha..tha..jaise..ki..
kisi...bacche...ki..."try...cycle.."
parr..."ruyi..."ki...baddi...si.."gaanth..."
ladd..ke...le..ja...raha...ho...koi...

phillum..dekhne...ka..programme..phix...huya...tha...
intzaar...karte...karte....
intzaar...ki...intaha...hone...laggi.
parr...wo...na...aayi..
main...khade...khadde....kabhi...

"burger".....to....kabhi...."coke"
kabhi..."garam...kutta...(hot...dog)
paadta...ja...raha..tha
ki...itne...main...ghanti...bajji..
dekha...to...mashooka..ka..phone...tha...
magar...yey...kya...?
mere..."hello"...bolne..se..pehle...hi...wo...baras.paddi..
main..apne..uss..."hero"..se...milne..aayi...thi...
na...ki..."jumbo.."size...ke.."gol...mattol....""gubaare.."se...
khabardaar...jo...mujhe...kabhi...phone...kiya..ya...

mujhse...milne...ki...koshish...bhi...ki...

"haathi...ke...bacche".... ....
kabhi...apni..shaqqal...dekhi...hai...aayine...main..

main...chakraya...aur..."dhaddam...se.....neeche...

kisi...naram..si...cheez...pe....gira...
aur..."behosh..."ho...gaya...
hosh...main...aane..pe...pata...chal...ki.
main.."hospital..."pahunchane..ki...wajah..se...bacch...gaya...
lekin...jo...teen..."bhalle...manush..."...mere...neeche..dabb...gaye...the...,
unki..halat...kaafi...serious...hai...
sarr...sharam...ke...maare...
ooper...nahi....uthh..pa...raha...tha..

mann...hi..mann...maine...thann
liya...tha...ki...chahe...jaise...ho...mujhe...apna..."figure"... maintain..karna...hi...hoga...
socha..ki.."gym"join...karta...hun..kuchh..."daulle....shaulle".. .banata...hun.
thoda..."piano"..shiyaano...thoda..."guitaar"...vitaar... seekhta...hun..
uss..."kambhakht...maari..."ke..."tewarr...jo...dheele....karne...the...."
bass...maine..kisi...top....ke..."gym"... ki...talash...main...
akhbaarain..."mangani...chalu...karr...di...magar...
jo...sala...samajh...main...fit...baithta...tha...
wo...koi...chaalees...kilometer...door...to...koi...
".bayalees"...kilometer...door...
dinn...beet..te...jaa...rahe...the...lekin...koi...mann..marzi...ke
"maffik"...gym...nahin...mil..raha...tha...ki...ek...dinn...pata...chal...ki...apne..pados...main...hi...
ek...naya..."gym"... khull...gaya...hai...
ander...ki...baat...pata...chali...ki...sara...ka...sara..wahan...ka...intzaam...
"training.."se...lekarr..."masaj"...takk...sabb..."ladkiyun..."ke..haath...main....hai
dill...khushi...ke...maare..."fudakk..."raha...tha...

"kabhi...idhar...to...kabhi...udhar..."
"dinn...ka...chain..." aur... "raaton...ki...neend..." gayab...hone...lagi...thi...
seedha...apna..."purse...uthaya...aur...ja...pahuncha..."gym"...ke...ander...
reception.....pe...itni...pyaari...ladki...baithi..thi...ki...mann...main...khayal...aaya...ki...
purani... "maashooka...gayi...tel...lene..." ab...uska...kya...kaam...
fees....badi...tagdi...thi...magar..jabb...us...ladki...ne...pyaar...se...haath...pakad...kar...kaha
"hello"...to...yaar..."purse"...ki...kya...aukaat...ki...wo...noton...ko...pakad...ke..rakhh...pata..."
unhone...to...phisslana...tha...so...phissal..gaye..
"ab...apne...muh..se...kaise....kahun...?
ki...uss...ladki...ne...note...kahan...sambhaal...ke...rakhe...
"Melody...khao...khud...jaan...jao..."
ab...yaar...jabb...agle..dinn.. pahuncha...to.........?
"ab...apne...muh...se...kaise...kahun..."ki...
kya...kya..huya...?mere...saath...

bina...."Melody...khaye....hi...jaan...jao....yaar...

"ab...aapko...pata...to...hai...hi...na...ki...zyada..
."toffy....shoffy..."..khane...se...kya...hota...hai.....?


1 comments:

Shaikh Ayazahmed GulamShabbir said...

हिन्दी.. यार

 
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